American Moviegoers Agree-
'Liam Neeson Could Kill Me'
January 29, 2012
Millions of American moviegoers came out of theaters after watching "The Grey" this weekend and agreed, "Liam Neeson could probably kill me."
"Oh, Hell yeah," concurred Sally Uttman outside a AMC theater. "I wouldn't stand a chance."
"He'd kill me in a heartbeat," agreed her boyfriend, Eric Kenner.
They're not alone.
A recent study by Jones Research Institute concluded that 91% of Americans perceive Liam Neeson as "the most leathal man on Earth."
"Whether it's spies, Eurotrash or wolves, we're used to seeing Neeson kill someone, or something, and do so with an authoritative accent," said JRI analyst Chuck Haeder.
While no one can remember exactly when the 6'4" Irishman began intimidating them, most suspect it was when he played Batman's mentor and nemesis, Ra's Al Ghul.
"Though some say it was Qui-Gon Jinn," said Haeder. "You don't want to fuck with a Jedi master."
